Tuesday, December 15, 2009

An hour Of Your Life That could Save Your Life - FREE teleclass in 40 mins http://ping.fm/tNasW

Monday, December 14, 2009

Safety tips - you have to listen to this

Just want to let you know about our "An Hour Of Your Life That Could Save Your Life" Teleseminar.

It's a good thing we gave people a week to download the Safety Protocol report because the page has crashed a few times.

The truth is we thought we'd get a small response and we never knew that so many people would be interested in what we have to teach. And we're even more shocked to learn that over 63% of our readers have ALREADY been physically threatened or attacked in the past! Have you?

In the survey I also asked:

"If you could ask a street smart safety awareness expert any ONE question
about staying safe while commuting or socialising, what would it be?"


We're doing our best to answer all the questions we got, and we're going to do that on a FREE teleseminar with the expert himself, Garth Delikan.

And yes, we'll invite you to take part in something special soon, but we figured we'd lay all our cards on the table for you now, so you can see if this is something you're interested in.

OK, enough rambling - here are the teleseminar details

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EVENT: An Hour Of Your Life That Could Save Your Life
DATE & TIME: Tuesday, December 15th at 8:00pm UK, 3pm Eastern
FORMAT: Simulcast! (Attend via Phone or Webcast -- it's your choice)
TO ATTEND THIS EVENT, CLICK THIS LINK NOW...
www.attendthisevent.com/?eventid=10383060

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Lets be careful out there,

Jonathan

P.S. Sorry i'm late with the announcement, and i'm a bit embarassed to say that this teleseminar will reveal one of my past failures. In fact, Garth will probably have a laugh at my expense.
Know what to do if threatened or attacked this Xmas? - free teleseminar www.attendthisevent.com/?eventid=10383060

Friday, December 11, 2009

Workplace safety - don't give them the satisfaction

7 days days ago I sent out an email asking you to take
part in our anonymous Personal Safety Survey... and I just
can't believe the response! But then we are in arguably
the most dangerous season of the year for this sort of thing.

You'll probably be out more than usual, drinking more,
travelling more and often laden down with presents, valuables
and credit cards. And often in the dark...

After looking at literally ALL 720 votes that we received,
we learned that

67% are female
The average age is 47
63% HAVE ALREADY BEEN threatened or attacked!!

What would you do? - people are keen to know what to
do if they [or their spouse or their kids] were physically
threatened, followed or harassed on a train.

So what we've done is answered all those questions you asked -
tips to boost your confidence and have you walking tall. This
is something we can ALL learn from.

In fact, I have created a valuable Safety Protocol that reveals
8 crucial steps that you MUST TAKE (AND VERY FEW ACTUALLY DO)
to avoid looking vulnerable or being picked out as a victim.

Get Limited Time Access Here:

http://www.hereisyourdownload.com/safetytips

Wait till you read the 4 LIFE-SAVING tricks you can do with
a mobile phone!

Now maybe this isn't for you - maybe you go everywhere you want
and NEVER feel intimidated by anyone. So perhaps this isn't for
you, but feel free to pass this email on to friends or family.

What's more, at the end of page 19 we put a link to ANOTHER page
where you can listen to my Safety Expert partner's radio interview.

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. You won't be Robocop this Xmas, but you CAN get the 19
page Safety Protocol at

http://www.hereisyourdownload.com/safetytips

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Xmas the most dangerous season of the year? Safety tips for FREE at
http://ping.fm/osgHg

Friday, December 04, 2009

Do you feel safe when you're out? Help me with my quick survey http://ping.fm/22bFW

Quick favour to ask of you...

Today is the last day of National Rape Awareness Week. Many police forces
record an increase in sex attacks over the festive period as thousands of
people head to pubs, bars and clubs.

As a therapist and trainer with mainly female clients, I often help women
with self-confidence and intimacy issues, and these usually come from scary
situations that they found themselves in.

I'm really close to announcing something that will tackle this head on as
we go into this time of year. I want to help people be more assertive,
feel safe on the streets and get their sense of power back.

To do that I have to ask you a couple of quick questions about your
personal safety when you're out and about. Can you help me out? I want to
make sure that I'm helping the most people, and it is completely anonymous.

You can answer the quick quiz here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/79BMJ86

Thanks in advance, I really appreciate it.

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. By the way, I was told that survey responders should never be bribed
to get the most accurate results. Otherwise, I'd send you some chocolate!
:)

Once again, the quiz is at

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/79BMJ86

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

For ladies' eyes only! http://ping.fm/02sY2

For Ladies' Eyes Only!

...So if you're a man read no further

... or better still pass onto the women in your life.

You probably already know this, but this week is National Rape Awareness
Week. Full details are here:

http://budurl.com/womenssafety

Someone very dear to me was raped when she was 15 years old. Her mother
told her never to mention it to anyone ever again, and that she should
forget all about it. So it was never reported and instead got shoved down
as a taboo subject.

30 years later she can't make love with her husband, worries about her zero
sex drive, has all kinds of bowel conditions and lives in constant fear and
insecurity, all of which she attributes to that one incident 3 decades ago.

Click on the link below to see what's being done about it

http://budurl.com/womenssafety

Please help spread the word.

Thank you,

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Ladies - don't let your guard down http://ping.fm/zWFg0

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Is this the ultimate NLP course? http://ping.fm/hVrOW

Training NLP - Business In A Box

You probably already know that my 27th Practitioner course starts on
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again:

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Here's the package, but doors close at midnight Saturday October 31st:

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The investment is £2137 payable in one payment or split into 10 monthly
instalments.

That means you can have £6,500 worth of brain reprogramming, freedom, four
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To book your place just visit www.theNLPcourse.com or call 0141 639 7099

I look forward to working with you,

Jonathan

P.S. I'm working on a hush hush project for next year and I'm going to need
a small group of competent Master Practitioners - will you be one of them?

See if this is for you at www.theNLPcourse.com

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Candid NLP video watched 2,101 times at http://ping.fm/w7y3x

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Is NLP manipulation? Video answer at http://ping.fm/iyR1G

Friday, October 02, 2009

How to avoid the NLP cowboys at
http://ping.fm/Ynuiu

Friday, September 25, 2009

On the 38th Anniversary of Max Freedom Long’s Death

We all know about the time Max Freedom Long spent in Hawaii. It’s described very well in SSBM. The years spent in Los Angeles and Vista are also fairly well documented and, if you’ve read the Bulletins, you’ve followed the tracks of Huna over those years as well.

Max managed the Bulletins from February 1948 through December 1970. They were pretty consistent, and he didn’t miss an issue very often. They discuss many things, some ending up to be very productive and others being dead ends after further research. Max left no stone unturned if it could shed some light on Huna as he knew it.

Max died in September of 1971. He committed suicide. He had spent the bulk of his lifetime researching Huna and publishing what he had learned. His was a life of writing, mostly, and shedding light on this body of knowledge that he had named Huna, this knowledge in which he truly believed. He recognized the power and ‘magic’ that it held within itself … a wonderful gift for the people of the world if they could see it, learn it and embrace it. Max spent his life developing Huna and by 1970, he’d realized that he would not see its completion in his lifetime. His attempt to alter the HRA research organization into a normal, “community based” church caused a revolt in the membership. Huna was changing and there was nothing Max could do to keep it under control.

In November of 1970, his library had been moved to the library-museum in Fort Worth and he no longer had access to all of his books. He missed them in the last few Bulletins, but he was happy to know that his collection would remain intact. “I am very much pleased with the arrangement as I had feared some of my most treasured books would wind up … with the second hand man or be taken to the dump.” (Bull. #98, pg. 2)

By this time, he had been working with the heir of the HRA for a couple of years. This man would oversee the Huna organization of the HRAs and keep the research going after Max was no longer able to do it. In 1970, Max couldn’t possibly know that this wouldn’t happen, so he probably had no expectations that the HRA would eventually fade away after his passing.

There were others involved who ended up with other components of the existing Huna community structure. Some of it has come to fruition over the years, yet Huna hasn’t made huge progress in becoming more widely spread as a spiritual approach to life and our relationship with the planet.

Max stopped issuing the Bulletins at the end of 1970 because he was in poor health. He had cancer in his left leg bone and in his ribs. He was in constant pain and it was more and more difficult for him to get around. He tried many methods for a cure, but nothing took away the pain. And his companion (and other wife), Ethel Doherty, had fallen and broken both her hips. She was convalescing, but it was obvious that things would never be the same. Max was 80. The years had passed and he was aware that his life’s term was drawing to a close.

In Max’s final Bulletin, there is a short article about the death of a long-time HRA and friend. She had cancer. She’d had the “usual surgery and burning” and it hadn’t worked. She knew what lay ahead for her, so she took a lethal dose of sleeping pills and passed over. Max didn’t have a problem with that. “Some day, when we become civilized and can fight back the Church and its objections, we will have a better way of handling these things. … When one sees that there is no hope … this is an honorable and reasonable way.”

In March of 1971, Max first attempted suicide. Like the woman mentioned above, he tried to ingest a lethal dose of sleeping pills. Unlike hers, his attempt failed. Because of this, however, it became obvious that the Huna material had to be finalized and all the loose ends needed to be tied.

He’d been working on a book, What Jesus Taught in Secret, on which he focused his attention, getting it ready for publication. He culled through his notes; he took care of the loose ends. He didn’t want to leave anything undone that might be confusing or misinterpreted after he was gone.

Once everything was in order, he tried again and was successful. On September 23, 1971, at 11:00pm, Max Freedom Long put a shotgun to his head and pulled the trigger. It was time for him to move on and he knew it. At the time, the Huna group called it ‘graduation,’ moving on to a higher plane, and his spirit was ready to do that. He had done all he could do in this lifetime.

He also left the message, via Clairesthesia, that he would be returning, bringing all the ‘true believers’ with him. According to the Mo`i of the Huna Heiau, in April of 2001, “He should have been born along with them about a year ago. Then [he should] be ready to set his effort with Huna once again in about 2020.” Max hoped that Huna would survive during the time he was gone and that he would be able to find it again once he came of age. Huna is still alive and, should he be here, it is here for him to re-discover. It has been changed and adulterated a bit, but the core is pure and the potential still exists.

Max wanted to heal the world with Huna. Unfortunately, one lifetime isn’t enough, especially when one is suffering with the pain of cancer and the heartache of watching a life’s work go unfinished. But unfinished as it was, it has been a boon to many, many people throughout the world and will continue to be so. He gave us a gift that is very precious and we must be thankful for his dedication and tenacity.

“I offer only the tentative fruits of my research. If something is said that you feel is correct, then accept it, but if not, then do not. Of course, there are different ways to look at things.” (Bull. #96, pg. 2)

“I look upon the ‘final union’ as a thing of ultimate beauty, dearness and fulfillment. To me, it is the Second Salvation, the First Salvation being the discovery that there is an Aumakua and making the first full contact with it. Once we have been through this and have felt the flood of love and wonder from the Aumakua, how can we draw back from the attempt to become one?” (Bull. #97, p. 3)



[reprinted courtesy of http://www.maxfreedomlong.com/articles/max-freedom-long-died/ ]

Friday, September 18, 2009

People are calling me nuts for doing this! www.theNLPcourse.com

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I'm running this special offer because I'm fed up hearing about students who come out of NLP courses with zero confidence and no idea what they're doing. Listen, I'm running the Masters course anyway, so its no skin off my nose to have 10 VIP guests in the room.

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Take care,


Jonathan

P.S. This special £2847 discount offer ends at midnight on September 25th. If you'd like to finally let go of your past, boost your energy and your confidence and feel in control again... and save nearly three thousand pounds into the bargain, then go here now:

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

If you're feeling stuck or demotivated, you'll like this http://ping.fm/9f6St

Results versus Reasons

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Free teleclass for personal growth fans to turn their passion into income http://ping.fm/oV2Uk
1 in 4 pensioners lives on less than £7500 per year. Could you? www.meanttoberich.com

Monday, August 24, 2009

1/3 of borrowers lie about the real reason for taking out a loan www.meanttoberich.com

Thursday, August 20, 2009

50% of women shoppers would rather have a gift voucher from their favourite store than have sex - http://www.theconsolidatedebtblog.com/

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

You wanted the best & you got the best! New Kiss song at www.kissonline.com

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Secrets Of the Millionaire Mind

"Ex-Financial Adviser and 6 Figure Money Coach Reveals...

Secrets Of the Millionaire Mind: Why You Never Have Enough Money, Plus The Quickest Legal Way To Crush Your Credit Card Debt That The Lenders Don't Want You To Know

AND I'll Coach You For A Full 4 Weeks To Help You Step By Step To Get Out Of Debt And Grow A Nest Egg That Will Spare You From Eating Cat Food On Crackers When You're Seventy..."

Isn't it strange how some people appear to get rich easily, while most are trapped in a life of money worries? Is the critical difference between them and you hidden in their skills, qualifications, brains, timing, work ethic, their contacts, fate or their choice of career, business ventures, or investments?.

The stunning answer is: None of the above!

The truth is, your unconscious mind has a money map built in, "factory fitted" so to speak, and that's the critical thing that determines your money results. We show you how to rewrite your money map which leads to natural and automatic changes in your money habits...

FACT: One third of all borrowers lie to the bank about the real reason for taking out a loan. Did you?

If your level of debt and monthly repayments are spiralling out of control - even to the point of leaving you feeling physically sick, hopeless and in despair - then drop everything you're doing and read this critically important message, this very instant.

FACT: Parents typically spend £165,668 raising a child from birth to age 21. Are you?

If you’re as fed up as I am with crumbling bank institutions, scaremongering news headlines and the gradual creeping up of daily expenses, then I’d like to ask you to STOP and read this 5 minute message.

FACT: One in four pensioners survives on less that £7,500 per year. Could you?


If you'd like to get out of debt, get control over your money and never lose a night's sleep over finances again, then this might be the most important message you'll ever read.

Why?

If you have credit card debt that's gone wild, a mortgage that's hovering above your neck, or payments on a personal loan that knocks you overboard each and every month...then I have a solution for you:

Let me strip my intentions bare: I'm going to do everything I possibly can to get you booked onto my next weekend seminar "Secrets Of The Millionaire Mind"... within the next 24 hours.

The reason is that - quite simply - if you are not privy to the dozens of simple but powerful debt-reduction and wealth-building strategies that I teach, you're extremely likely to continue suffering from financial difficulties... possibly for the rest of your life

WATCH the video HERE

Monday, August 10, 2009

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Friday, August 07, 2009

40% of the population is stupid & struggles with math; the other 70% of us don't have a problem with it.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Doing keyword research for a client so she can be found on Google - enlightening!

Monday, August 03, 2009

Huna Training Weekend - August 22, Cambridge

Revealed: Previously Illegal Energy & Manifestation Secrets From Old Hawaii…

If you’re ready to grow & evolve yourself meaningfully, come & spend a very special weekend with me…

Be warned - contains sacred knowledge that was illegal to teach until 1989…


WORKSHOPS on Shamanism, Native American and similar kinds of teachings are more popular than ever before. You are hereby invited on a unique seminar on the master system of them all – Huna.

Huna offers specific & practical ways of making desired changes in your reality. If you’re involved with spirituality & change in any way, then Huna offers something to you. Huna is rumoured to be the source of a lot of other esoteric disciplines, such as Chinese Medicine, Energy Healing & Shamanism. You’ll have less problems, drop toxic acquaintances, feel better more of the time, have the money you need, live as you wish, get in touch with your higher purpose & give off a vibe that others want.

Some of the topics we'll cover in this intensive weekend training include:

Higher Self Connection – Usually brings tears of joy to people’s eyes when they physically touch their Higher Self, then meditate with it for the first time. always make the right decision and learn more about yourself.

Ho’o ponopono: Powerful process to clear & heal relationships in support of your evolution . the cutting connections process, which most people find profoundly moving and freeing the first time they do it, dropping toxic relationships and forming new ones. Elegant way of getting unwanted “stalkers” to leave you alone.

Huna model of Conscious Mind, Unconscious Mind, & Higher Self

Hakalau: the shaman state, calm & relaxed yet completely alert

Ho’o Aka Manawa: Clearing out past limitations like anger, fear or guilt using Higher Self Therapy. Quicker and deeper than Time Line or EFT, this is a stunningly quick but powerfully way to let go of anger, sadness, fear, whatever in seconds! Honestly! Finally clear out stuff from your past.

Chanting: Attune your neurology to handle more energy

Ha Breathing: using breathwork to raise your energy whenever you want, burn fat and calm the mind all at once. Heal yourself and help others make positive changes.

Mana: Working with energy, sending it to others to heal

Initiation into the Ho'omanaloa Symbols used in Huna [similar to Reiki symbols but with more punch] & optional morning class to amplify your practice

"A truly amazing course, on a high at the moment & I think probably the most important thing I've ever done for myself - a defining moment"


“Miracles On Demand” – Starts August 22-23rd. Book your place now on this unique & special training: Call FREE on 0800 072 5792, email enquiry@jonathanclark.org or visit www.HunaNow.com

PS. Maybe you’re not even sure what Huna is in the first place. If that’s the case, I have a gift for you.

http://instantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=794964

you can replay a 1 hour 40 minute Introduction to Huna teleseminar that I ran earlier this month. You can even save the recording to your PC or iPod. This will tell you if Huna is for you.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Have you seen this on small business marketing? (applies to you)

Hi there,

I've posted a video for your viewing pleasure! Its now available to watch online. Simply go to:

http://TinyWebLink-001.com/?pid=4652980

No credit card, Chanting or ritual sacrifices required.

Here's what I've learned about people. Most people struggle - they never have enough time to get everything done, they carry hurts from the past and feel stuck in a rut. And what people want, and what they need are two entirely different things. One of my teachers likes to say "People just want to get rich, get skinny and get laid!"

I can't promise to make you rich...[bet you're wondering where this is going now, aren't you....?]...

...but I can help you financially :-)

[phew!]

You see, most of my students are normal folk trying to earn a living and spending 5 days a week looking forward to 2 of them. The majority put up with naysayers, sceptics and even doubting partners as they consume self-help material and try and expand their minds.

And most do develop, evolve and grow...but it doesn't always show up in the physical, material world - like money, houses and things. Many can quote me chapter and verse, but still haven't got a return on their investment so to speak.

I don't know if you already know this or not, but I help people take what they know and turn it into a life changing income stream. By life-changing, I mean enough each month to pay the mortgage payment, or a car loan, or even enough to replace the day job if you're hungry enough! For example;

http://TinyWebLink-001.com/?pid=4652980

If you've spent a small fortune on cd's, seminars and books, and you can honestly call yourself an enthusiast, then I can show you how to turn all of that mental knowledge into physical reward. I'm a bit of a mad scientist in that respect. I also used to be a Financial Adviser, then I grew a six figure business without knowing what I was doing.

Imagine if you could do a fraction of that? How much freedom and security would an extra thousand a month bring?

If money's handled in your world, then sorry for bothering you and you can just not watch this. But if any of it rings true, take a look at the video I have for you at

http://TinyWebLink-001.com/?pid=4652980

I think you'll enjoy it, and watch for the tease at the end...

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. Its worth your while to watch the whole thing [hint, hint]

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Playing Whitesnake while adding a client success story to my blog - would I lie to you? http://ping.fm/LXwNC

Monday, July 27, 2009

Watching "The Mentalist" epsiode 'Russet Potatoes@ taking a pop at hypnosis and NLP [groan]
Yeeha! Another client gets a result as I bash them over the head with this http://ping.fm/3qJX5

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Just watched "Wanted" on DVD - car chases, bullet time, fate and Angelina - what more could you want?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Got my new Blackberry Storm and she's gorgeous! But I have a question about synchronizing emails with my laptop. Any Blackberry Storm Users out there?

Friday, July 17, 2009

Free video where you'll see how I teach self-help enthusiasts to take what they know and turn it into life changing income, even in a recession http://ping.fm/jA6dF
Preparing for my "Dramatic Magic" Huna seminar tomorrow - my tip for trainers - so tempted to plan topics, far better is just to meditate.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Enjoying the Scottish summer i.e. the rain is warmer!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Meatballs and Tardises

I'm in the middle of reorganising my home office after getting a new window put into the East wall to let more light, heat and good Chi in. Now that the the old carpet is gone and the 1960's fireplace has been ripped out, the new light and warm wooden floor make the whole place feel different - better somehow.

And as part of the new design I wanted to get another Billy Bookcase for my ever expanding collection of home study programmes and manuals, so it was a family lunchtime trip to worship at the temple of the great god Ikea today...

What a lesson in marketing and customer value. Right at the door the nice man was patiently, and not pushily, standing beside the stand offering the Ikea Family loyalty card - get this - free tea and coffee in the restaurant any weekday, discounts on selected products [which change every month], discounts at the restaurant up til 11 am [the full breakfast is 99p]. So I signed up. No monthly fee, no hidden costs.

Then we discover that the creche is FREE so young Luke got to swim in a pool of pink bouncy balls and play with a bunch of his wee peers for an hour, leaving us free to browse the store.

Of course there's that hypnotic "yellow brick road" guided pathway thing Ikea does, and the public shamble in trance around the maze in a slow one way trickle. And lo there are the Billy bookcases - just what I'm after.

One flat trolley later and we're down at the aisles piling cardboard clad components onto the cart, only later realising that the barcodes are upside down and the cashier will need a trapeze and gymnastic prowess to scan them.

I back the car up to the loading bay and my family turns into a Citroen advert adjusting seats, doing geometric calculations in my head wishing that the car would become a tardis and suddenly get bigger on the inside.

Car stuffed, then so are we with those delicios meatballs made from who knows what but they taste great. All in all a great way to get free nursery care and a cheap breakfast. Ikea will soon be a mecca for single parents!

But what a great lesson in adding value - free parking, loyalty card for repeat custom, free beverages, free child care, and a real education in turnkey sales and fulfilment.

Go for a trip to Ikea and then model them - what do they do that you could do in your business?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Credit Crunch Antidote

Hi there,

Until midnight on Saturday the 4th of July you can get my entire
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Here's where you can grab your copy for 87% off:

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Jonathan

P.S. This special sale ends at midnight on Saturday the 4th of July.
If you'd like to get the revolutionary money training system so many of my clients are raving about ...and save 87%, then go here now:

http://jonathanclark.org/page/27680196

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Training NLP courses - partner deal, flights and videos

Hi there,

As you know the Liberator NLP course in Spain went live on
Wednesday, and its been going mental here. In fact, we got our
first booking at 6 o'clock in the morning of the launch!

I've also been getting tons of questions by email and phone, about
who to book flights through, can they bring partners just for the
holiday, and that sort of thing.

Gerry came back with a full list of airports and airlines, and the
flight details I've added to the website - including a great source of
cheap flights. There's also a new video with Gerry showing where you'd
be staying for the week. You can see that here:

http://www.releaseretreat.com

The "Can my partner come for a holiday ?" question I wanted to
answer specifically, cos I've got some great news. The answer
is...ABSOLUTELY!

We've managed to negotiate a great package for partners/spouses.
If you want to attend the Liberator course and your partner just wants to
come along for the holiday then for only £397 they get:

Complimentary access to the following facilities at Spa La Manga
Club:

· 6-lane, 25-metre indoor pool
· Comprehensive fitness centre
· Poolside saunas and steam rooms
· Locker room single-sex saunas and steam rooms
· Complimentary use of towels, robes, slippers and lockers
· Two large out-door pools with towel and bar/snack facilities

Plus they can add on the following special 80 Euros packages…

Package 1: Facial and relaxing massage. An ideal started treatment
for first-time spa guests, which will refresh and revitalise dull,
lifeless skin. Includes a skin analysis, stimulating face and soothing
full body massage.

Package 2: Relaxing hydrotherapy bath and relaxing massage. A
luxuriant soak in a deep, warming, soothing and fragrant bath, with
a gentle and relaxing massage to leave you feeling like new.

Package 3 : Body scrub and relaxing massage. A gentle, two-stage
treatment with soothing extract of camomile to moisturise and
soften dry skin and a relaxing body massage.

Package 4: Relaxing massage. An excellent massage for the most
requested spa guest. Aromatic essential oils help detoxify the body,
ease sore muscles, release tension and improve circulation, leaving
you with an incomparable sense of relaxation.

Package 5: Deep cleansing facial. Rediscover your skin’s natural
radiance with this purifying and softening facial, which includes a
gentle exfoliating peel, deep cleansing mask and skin softening hand
treatment.


Please bear in mind that this offer will close on Friday 22nd of
May because La Manga want final numbers by then. That means you have
about 5 days to decide if this is for you or not.

As I write this, everyone who has already booked are all "in". If
you haven't booked yet, there there is still room. However, the cost
of flights goes up with every day that passes, so the sooner you book
the cheaper it will be. Something to think about if you are sitting on
the fence.

Here is the booking page one more time:

http://www.releaseretreat.com

or if you prefer to speak to someone on the phone [and it might
even be ME!] then ring us on 0800 072 5792

Take care,

Jonathan

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Sun, sea and training NLP

It's time to claim your rightful place on The Liberator Programme at

http://www.releaseretreat.com

As you probably know, this email is being sent to my entire database of over 5,711 clients, plus it's all over the web too...

...but there are only 60 sun loungers available.

Also, Dave M from Insider Courses has just sent another notice to his newsletter list...and he has more subscribers than I do. This will probably sell out very quickly, so go here now before someone else gets your place by the pool:

http://www.releaseretreat.com

Jonathan

Monday, May 11, 2009

Training NLP In Spain...And A VIP Bonus


OK, we're locked in.

The Liberator Programme goes live at precisely 1:00pm on Wednesday the
13th of May, at http://www.ReleaseRetreat.com

When you book your place, you're not just getting the latest in human
change techniques and complete emotional freedom. Oh you'll get that,
don't worry.

Here's what else you get:

The course will be 2 Practitioner Certifications, NLP and HGE, and you'll
get 31 audio cds and a stunning full colour manual to be your reference
library, so you can always come back and listen to the training again
forever more.

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Here's my latest idea that i'm mad to offer you, but heck why not!

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You're also going to get my best advice on exactly how to earn all your money
back and get a return on your investment. If you ever wanted to have an
additional income stream, or be paid to help people, I'm including that too...

In fact, I'm going to give you a LIFETIME membership to my practice building
programme called Full Practices. This is the exact 'how to' steps to start
using what you know to earn a nice living & be your own boss for once. I’m
going to hand you 26 specific steps on a golden platter with EVERYTHING you
need to start turning your passion into profits…

You’ll Learn Step-By-Step How To Build Your Own Personal Growth Money Maker
– AND With Zero Risk! It is called The Liberator!


Now I know you’re smart. I know you work hard, and you’re maybe already one
of the few who are sitting peacefully with everything sorted out. But the
odds are – if you’re like most of my self help enthusiast friends – that you
have valuable skills and knowledge that could really help people and make a
difference, but you have no idea how to turn it into financial security.

So I will hold your hand and help you do everything you need to do to turn
your knowledge into a good income stream. What could you do with an extra
£1000 per month? How would you feel?

Now I know you might not have any aspirations to be a therapist or Coach,
but what if you had your own line of visualisation cd's on eBay? Or your own
weekly Podcast Show on iTunes? I'll teach you how, and you'll love how easy
it can be...

This way, you'll have a completely unfair advantage over all the neuro typicals
who'll pay way more to learn NLP and will never get a return on their investment.

Also - we've negotiated with La Manga and we've arranged Half price on all
their spa treatments, including massage, body scrubs and even chocotherapy! So
not only will you get a natural tan, your skin will be smooth and glowing.
"Because you're worth it!"

You'll see the rest of the package on Wednesday at http://www.ReleaseRetreat.com

Speak soon,

Jonathan

P.S. This just dawned on me - the Full Practices students paid over £4,000
each to learn this live. But you're getting an apprenticeship for free. That
means that this isn't an expense, it's an investment.

Please leave your comments or questions below...

Where Will You Be Tuesday?

Can you clear your calendar on May 12th?

The reason I’m asking is because I want to offer
you FREE access to a very exclusive event at 8pm,
when I’ll be talking LIVE about my book, “Ignite &
Unshackle The Latent Power of You”

***********************************************************

EVENT: Jonathan Clark Virtual Book Tour
DATE & TIME: Tuesday, May 12th at 8:00pm UK, 3pm EST
FORMAT: Simulcast! (Attend via Phone or Webcast -- it's your choice)
TO ATTEND THIS EVENT, CLICK THIS LINK NOW...
http://instantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=6168612

************************************************************

There are only 2 things that the happiest, most fulfilled
people on the planet have that you don’t: financial freedom, and emotional freedom. But that’s all about to change, because now you can develop better and quicker ways to create peace of mind and control of your life.

Listen in on my May 12th Virtual Book Tour to learn how!

> > > 'What's A Virtual Book Tour?' < < <

In just 24 hours, you will have the opportunity to participate in my 'Virtual Book Tour,' when we anticipate loads of like minded people calling in from their homes, cars, or offices from all over the world to listen to me answer your questions about how to break free from the past and create freedom inside and out.

Here's your chance to ask me directly and get registered for
my call on May 12th (starts promptly at 8pm UK time, 3pm EST).

************************************************************

Q: Will there be a REPLAY of the call?

I realise that you might be putting the children to bed or still working at the time of the call. For this reason, I'm going to leave the recorded version up.

But you will ABSOLUTELY want to be on the LIVE call if you're available! Why?

Because precisely 10:00 minutes before the end of the call, I'm going to be turning off the recorder and making an announcement that ONLY the live participants will hear. [Hint – Liberation!]

If you're not on LIVE, you won't hear the announcement. So if you CAN join us LIVE...BE THERE! I don't want you to miss out!

Speak To You Soon,

Jonathan Clark
Author: “Ignite & Unshackle The Latent Power Of You”

Monday, May 04, 2009

Training NLP Is So Good? Prove It!

There were a lot of great contributions sent in on the “If Only…” teleseminar last Thursday night. I read every one and appreciate you helping me make my stuff better. If you missed it then let me give you the link to the replay here:

http://instantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=7138308

I’ve been looking through all the emails and I just found this one from Colin:
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“Jonathan, can we see examples of the kinds of results your students get and some of the real differences they’ve made? Please show us a real story that is YOURS or one of your clients so I can see proof this is real.”
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And you know what? HE’S GOT A POINT.

So as you read this, I’m posting some videos that SHOW YOU OUR ACTUAL RESULTS …to give you a bird’s eye view of what people are using this stuff for.

I don’t know why so many “gurus” refuse to follow up with their students and show you the results when the post-seminar ‘afterglow’ has faded, but I’m happy to do it.

In fact, I’m going to show you the feedback from students DURING one of my courses, the Sunday Mail’s own six week follow up on my slimming, smoking and driving test ladies, an entire BBC radio interview about anxiety to confidence, a SNEAK PEEK preview of the luxury Liberator Programme venue, and even the one student who looks bored stiff…

The videos are up and it’s all laid bare to see – you be the judge. Enjoy:

http://www.thenlpcourse.com/training-NLP-results.html

Talk soon,

Jonathan

P.S. I’ve also had a few emails asking “Aren’t you going to sell something?”

And the answer is…of course I am!

But the truth is I didn’t know so many people would be interested in Liberator. And I’m really surprised that we have the number of VIP’s on the early bird list that we have. [Not complaining – almost everyone has been really receptive to the NLP Summer Holiday Spa idea, apart from a couple of “Swine Flu Phobics” who’ve been brainwashed by media propaganda experts into not flying] We know that our self-help world is a sort of closed community of sorts…and I appreciate your loyalty

So yes…I’ll offer some course places pretty soon, but I decided to lay all the cards on the table for you NOW so you can see if this is something you’ll invest in.

http://www.thenlpcourse.com/training-NLP-results.html

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Training NLP To Achieve Freedom & Peace


After the "If Only..." teleseminar on Thursday night, I promised I'd collate the answers to the Big 4 questions that reveal your core identity given by the folks on the call [that might include you!].

If you missed the call you can listen to, or download, the replay here:

http://instantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=7138308

Your desired outcome for your personal development i.e.why are you "into" it?

to be bullet proof
financial independence
emotional security
amazing parent
to keep me cleared and working at my best
like stoking the fire with fresh coal - constantly putting in energy
to know my purpose
To manipulate and alter reality for my benefit and others
health
wealth
knowledge
self improvement
happiness
self fulfillment

How would you feel when you got "there"?

awesome
centered
balanced
Calm
I would feel superior
Empowered
confident
at ease
happy
Accelerated career & romance
Satisfied & clear headed
full of enery full on focus
Perfect health
happiness
full of energy

How will you know you're "there"?

when i stop having to strive
when i have complete freedom over my finances, time and energy
not have to think if I can do something.
I can make it happen ....i can do that now????????
I'd have constantly replenished energy and enthusiasm for life
When I feel in control
driving a nice car up a driveway toward my nice house where i also have a therapy studio
Comfortable lifestyle
When life becomes better than I could have ever imagined.
When every aspect of my life is perfect
super woman

How would that feel?

Amazing Ive arrived
the ultimate example of living life the way my core wants to
Proud
freedom, to be what I want to be
Fantastic.

Here’s the truth. Ready?

You are addicted to your core values and you spend all day trying to get hits of them.

You will go to great lengths to get them met.

You will buy personal development books, cds and seminars to get a taste of them

And it's my intention to help you achieve ALL of the above - if you haven't joined the VIP notification list for The Liberator Programme, better hurry and click HERE

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Breaking personal development news that concerns you…

I’m wondering if you’ve heard this story before:

"In 1953, researchers studying goal setting surveyed the graduating seniors from Yale University on their goals for the future. Only 3% had specific, written goals and objectives. 20 years later, when they tracked down the same graduates, the researchers were astounded by the results. The same 3% were more successful, and worth more in terms of wealth than the other 97% put together. They also tend to have better health and relationships than the other 97%."

I’m sure you’ve heard this, or something like this before, along with other myths that are often used within the personal development market.

Now what if I revealed to you that Judy Schiff, Yale University’s Chief Research Archivist in Manuscripts and Archives, has indeed confirmed it LAST WEEK to be a complete myth. It’s simply not true. It’s just another piece of sloppy propaganda the “gurus” use to misrepresent the validity of their paper-thin teachings.

Here’s my question to you – where are you now compared to where you thought you’d be 20 years ago? Are you who you thought you would be? Are you where you thought you’d be at? Whatever the answer, I’d like to invite you to my next Teleseminar to talk about why you might not be, and why some REAL people are…and how they REALY do it. Would you be interested? I thought so 

EVENT: If Only I Could Stop Saying "If Only..." Teleseminar

DATE & TIME: Thursday, April 30th at 3:00pm EST, 8:00pm UK

FORMAT: Simulcast! (Attend via Phone or Webcast -- it's your choice)

TO ATTEND THIS EVENT, CLICK THIS LINK NOW...
http://instantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=7138308

I only want you to call in if you’re serious, are actually willing to follow directions, are willing to share your results with your fellow classmates, and are willing to implement new and proven ideas. The fact is that not everyone who’ll want in will fit the bill. Some folks walk their talk while others just talk.

Please call in about 5 minutes early to introduce yourself, and I’ll “see you” then.

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. There’s a very unusual story behind this class, and I’m embarrassed to say that it reveals several of my past failures. You can get the details at http://instantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=7138308

Thursday, April 23, 2009

It's NOT your fault!

Hi here,

It's NOT your fault that you haven't achieved the level of freedom and
security that you'd hoped for by now...yet. The truth is...we've been
misled by the so-called "gurus"! You see, 90% of the "self-improvement"
methods and techniques out there are nothing but HOT AIR!

In fact, many of them will make you just more frustrated and maybe even
heartily disappointed.

For example, most self-help teachers will tell you to visualise your goals
every day. Listen, I have more books on visualisation than I ever
visualised having! So what does that tell you?

But everybody knows that you HAVE to focus on what you want and take total
responsibility for your life, right?

The real trick is to have the discipline to take action and do the tangible
things that will bring the goals into manifested reality.

WARNING: If you can do both, be prepared to have your friends STALKING you
for the secret to your success!

But let me ask you a question,

If they're not telling you this, what else are they hiding from you?

Plenty. They don't want you to be master of your own life, because if you
were, you'd never have to buy another product from them ever again!

That little tip I just gave you was only a quick example of what's being
exposed here:

http://www.thenlpcourse.com/Liberate-Yourself-in-2009

That's why some personal growth people don't like my style...for telling
the truth about this field. But that's nothing! Wait till you read about
the Russian Military and how they use our kind of techniques.

I got my head down and wrote this 14 page report to explain some of the
subtle tips that I teach in my practice building programme, so if you are a
Therapist or Coach [or want to set yourself up as one] then you can start
applying it to your business right now. Don't make the same old mistakes
other people make :-)

It's done and it's ready for you to download. Just go here:

http://www.thenlpcourse.com/Liberate-Yourself-in-2009

Now at the end of the 14 page report I put a link that will take you to
another page where you can join the VIP notification list for my next
project.

Here's the weird part - I've had just over 30 people just like you join the
VIP list in the last 24 hours. I had no idea it would be this popular. I'm
flattered, and a little surprised by that. So this web page must be
getting spread around just by word of mouth.

No doubt there will be questions and I'll probably announce a teleseminar
to answer them all in the next few days, if I can figure out how to do it.

Anyway, be on the lookout for my next message, which will tell you more.
HINT - if you're still looking to book a summmer holiday, I've just done it
for you!

Just make sure you read the whole report and don't forget to click on the
link at the end.

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. The 14 page report download page is at:

http://www.thenlpcourse.com/Liberate-Yourself-in-2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Time's Up

Hi there,

Just letting you know that the offer to attend the new modular "do just 1,2,3 or all 4 weekends" Miracles On Demand Huna training will be withdrawn at 8pm tonight...

...because it wouldn't be the first time I've had a last minute phone call the night before a seminar from someone who's changed their mind and wants to take part...

As it stands you can still book online by going here:

http://hunanow.com/live-huna-training.html

or just give me a call on 0800 072 5792

However this offer will be withdrawn at exactly 8pm tonight, and we won't be doing it again in 2009.

So if you'd like complete freedom from the past and the ability to shape your future, go here now :-)

http://hunanow.com/live-huna-training.html

Take care,

Jonathan

Friday, March 20, 2009

Have you fallen for The Big Lie?

You see it everyday...predators taking advantage of well meaning people.
Sometimes because you work on yourself and want more out of life means
you attract people who don't give a damn and who just take.

Sometimes you're just so pushed for time or you're just too tired, the
kids are being so exhausting...and that's when you get exploited.

I was having lunch with One of my best friends Stephanie [not her real
name of course] in Princes Square yesterday. Steph is 39, married with
two adorable but demanding children [her words], and a husband who humours
her interest in self-help, though deep down thinks its all mumbo jumbo and
common sense pop psychology.

I know for a fact that as long as she's still a "yummy Mummy" and the kids
are happy, then he's happy [His words not mine]. She's using visualisation
and affirmations and wonders why they're not working. I told her that
I've got more books on visualisation than I ever visualised I'd have...

They're just back from a sailing holiday in Spain on their new boat, and
to all intents and purposes they're "living the dream", but here's the
honest truth - she's miserable. She says she feels old before her time,
tired and invisible. I should also tell you that Steph is very touchy
feely, has very strong morals but keeps attracting pushy salesmen, tradesmen
and sleazy Spanish letharios [her words not mine!]

So we got into a deep and meaningful discussion about what people really
want and The Big Lie - that we've been sold the idea that we should buy
things, when what we really want is experiences. I asked her 4 short
questions, and she gladly paid for lunch in return! But it left us both
wondering, and that's where you come in...

I think I'm right about the experience vs. things idea - and I need you
to tell me if I'm right. Which side are you on?

For the Big 4 questions I asked Steph, and 2 gifts for just sharing your
opinion, please go to

http://hunanow.com/personaldevelopment.html

and help me out.

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. Even though these gifts are free...don't discount the value of them.
In fact, they hold some clues to getting everything you want far faster
than you might think, and I had to go to Hawaii to learn them. Let me
know what you think now:

http://hunanow.com/personaldevelopment.html

Friday, March 13, 2009

Presidential Hypnosis?

THE EVIDENCE IS HERE: This document contains over 60 pages of evidence and analysis proving Barack Obama’s use of a little-known and highly deceptive and manipulative form of “hack” hypnosis on millions of unaware Americans, and reveals what only a few psychologists and hypnosis/NLP experts know.

Barack Obama’s speeches contain the hypnosis techniques of Dr. Milton Erickson, M.D. who developed a form of “conversational” hypnosis that could be hidden in seemingly normal speech and used on patients without their knowledge for therapy purposes.

Obama’s speeches intentionally contain:


Trance Inductions

Hypnotic Anchoring

Pacing and Leading

Pacing, Distraction and Utilization

Critical Factor Bypass

Stacking Language Patterns

Preprogrammed Response Adaptation

Linking Statements/ Causality Bridges

Secondary Hidden Meanings/Imbedded Suggestions

Emotion Transfer

Non-Dominant Hemisphere Programming


Obama’s Use of Hidden Hypnosis Techniques in His Speeches

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

3 days notice ... last chance

OK, we're getting really close now... in just about 4 days we
are going to close down our Feng Shui Secrets Live special.

This is literally your last chance to jump on board and take
advantage of live Feng Shui training where I'll actually be
assessing the Feng Shui of your own home or business personally.

The Feng Shui Secrets Special Report was downloaded hundreds of
times within hours of my email going out. The current economy
means people are trying EVERYTHING to get out of the mire,
including metaphysical techniques like Feng Shui. If you haven't
grabbed your copy yet just go to http://www.fengshuibedroomblog.com

Remember that this is the only time I'll be holding this event in
2009, and if you act now, you can also grab a great new piece of
Feng Shui software which maps out your house or office on the
screen and calculates everything for you. Here is the link:


http://jonathanclark.org/page/1498565


Unfortunately, I know there are some people reading this email
right now that will procrastinate for one reason or another, and
will miss this opportunity to learn Feng Shui from me in person,
AND for the first time in 9 years.

I may not have been teaching it, but I use it every day and it
runs my business and the businesses of my most successful
students. Come and join me on this new weekend seminar, hold my
feet to the fire and put me to the test!

You might be sceptical, you might not understand it, but at least
let me explain it to you face to face so you can make an informed
decision. That’s what I call “Knowing I’m taking a placebo”. In
other words, do it even if you’re not sure you believe in it and
trust that it is working, and it usually does…

What if it works and people dismiss it? Many of the comments on
the blog revealed hesitation and anxiety like that. But even
worse, for every day that they wait to sign up, they will be
losing out on the luck-generating, coincidence-pulling power of
Feng Shui.

Don't be one of those people... go here now:


http://jonathanclark.org/page/1498565


Take care,

Jonathan Clark


PS: Don't forget, we have an amazing guarantee that literally
removes ALL the risk from your decision. This is the first time I've
taught Feng Shui to a group in 9 years. This system is literally a
"can't lose" proposition. If you aren't happy by the end of the
seminar, you get all your money back.

PPS: We'll also be holding a "students only" teleseminar 30 days
later to check on your progress and to prove that these methods
work in the real world. Why 30 days? Because that's usually how
fast Feng Shui works...

Here is the link again:

http://jonathanclark.org/page/1498565

Thursday, March 05, 2009

My Feng Shui Secrets Are Out...

I recently asked for your questions about Feng Shui, and then I spent hours looking at all of them, and gave them my best answers. Many of you have been conned or baffled by IRABO’s.

The good news is that the MOST of my loyal readers are fans and are enthusiastic about learning these principles. That’s great news as I haven’t taught Feng Shui in over 9 years, but now is the time to let it reemerge as I’ve entered a 3 Tree House [sprouting].

THERE IS BAD NEWS HOWEVER…

And a lot of it! In fact, I’ve finished a valuable report that reveals 8 crucial questions that you MUST ASK (AND VERY FEW ACTUALLY HAVE) to ensure you’re taking specalist advice from an experienced consultant. Just type in your name and email address HERE and I’ll email it to you.

This special report truly reveals why most people get confused about compass directions, conflicting Feng Shui advice and get caught out by IRABO’s [explained in the report]

I may upset a few people with this report so, I may take it down at any time if I see too many negative comments.

Frankly, I like the FACT that most people need to be conviced about Feng Shui.

I hope you enjoy “Feng Shui Secrets”!

Wishing You Success,

Jonathan

Monday, March 02, 2009

Running In Traffic

Last night Cheryl & I went to the Glasgow Film Theatre to see the cast & crew screening of the new independent film "Running In Traffic" starring, directed and written by my good friend and BAFTA winner Bryan Larkin.

The stamina, passion and endurance Bryan has displayed promoting, driving and holding the vision for this film has been both admirable and quite frankly unnerving at times!

Little did I realise that it was quite so autobiographical - you get sucked in immediately to this intense tale of coincidence, money, death, synchronicity, and friendship. The tension builds as these two people go through a desperate series of events...and the rest you'll have to watch for yourself.

The film is dedicated to Bryan's Dad who passed away while the film was being made. Then Cheryl & I realised that our first "date" was at the Glasgow Film Theatre shortly after my Dad died. Coincidence?

Take a look HERE

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Ji Chou, and a favour

That's Happy Chinese New Year! 2009 is the year of the Ox in the Chinese calendar.

Now what has this to do with you, other than being of mild curiousity? The thing that you might not know about me is that long before I was known as "the NLP + HGE guy", my work was mainly around Feng Shui. That's right, your wee friend Shooey. The Chinese art of placement and environment.

Now I may not be the stereotypical old Chinese man in a black mandarin suit, but I did do professional Feng Shui consultations for Marriott Hotels, Texstyle World, Fiona Decorum, Virgin Cinemas as well as hundreds of 1:1 house and office consultations over the years

The simple truth is this - according to Japanese Astrology, there are certain good years and certain bad years, and it pays to know what kind of a year you're in. Some years you SHOULD launch a business or start a family, and some years you really should avoid!

So why am I telling you this?

Well... this is something of an "open secret"... I have been waiting to give you the exact same system that I am using.

In fact, I have been waiting on this for almost three years. I even started a waiting list, and some folks have been on that list for a VERY long time. But it just wasn't appropriate until we entered a new year. THIS year in particular.

Well, the wait is ALMOST over. It looks like we are only a few short weeks away from opening my first Feng Shui Secrets Weekend Seminar in 9 years.

But before I unleash this thing, I want to do one final check to make sure that this training really has everything that YOU need. So I have this one question for you...

What is your one biggest question about attracting good luck, more money, being healthy or having meaningful relationships?

I really want to know... please enter your questions HERE.

With so many readers, I can't guarantee a personal response... but I can guarantee that I will personally read your questionsl. So go ahead and let me know - what is your one biggest question about Feng Shui?

That's all for now...

Wishing you success,

Jonathan

P.S. I am very serious about this - and I really DO value your feedback. I need to know your answer so I make sure my Feng Shui Secrets seminar is perfect... what do you want to know about Feng Shui? Please type it in HERE now...

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Naughty [but nice] fat burning technique

"How To Lose 70 lbs in ONE WEEK..."

Something weird was happening at my gym...

Three weeks ago, there was this guy, Dave, who joined and looked
like he had about a good 100 lbs or so to lose.

I saw him again the next week and he looked like he was ALREADY
making amazing progress!

A week later he had lost so much weight, I thought he had fallen
asleep on the liposuction machine!

But by the end of the 3rd week, he had dropped the ENTIRE 100 lbs
and looked 20 years younger!

Of course I HAD to ask him his "secret", right?

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Here's His Amazing "Success Story"...
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Dave said that 3 weeks ago he called a company to order their
"5-day/10 pound" weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but
a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he took off after her. A few miles later
puffing and puffing, he finally gave up.

That same girl continued to show up for the next 4 days and the
same thing happened each time.

On the fifth day, he weighed himself and was amazed that he really
DID lose 10 lbs. as promised!

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So OF COURSE He Called The Company Back!
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This time, Dave decided to order their "5-day/20 pound" program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She's wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around
her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, Dave shot out the door but this girl was in excellent shape.
He did his best, but no such luck.

So for the next 4 days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.

On the 5th day he weighed himself and discovered that he had lost
another 20 lbs. as promised.

Dave decided to go for broke!

He called the company back to order the "7-day/50 pound" program.

"Are you sure?" asked the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," said Dave, "I haven't felt this good in years!"

The next day there's a knock at Dave's door and when he opens it he
finds a HUGE muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch
you, you're MINE!"

Dave lost 63 pounds that week!

Monday, January 19, 2009

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Miraculous coincidence on the Hudson...

I'm sure you by now have seen the news about what they're calling the "Miracle on the Hudson." By spooky coincidence, one of Tony Robbins' security team was on that plane - Dave Sanderson.

Watch Tony's tribute on the video here:

http://tonyrobbinstraining.com/67/heroes/

If you've caught the story on the news, you may have heard about Dave - he was the last man out and made sure that everyone was safely off the plane.

What a perfect way to start the year - a story of courage, inspiration, determination and compassion. I wish each of you a joyous, happy, healthy, and fulfilling new year and I look forward to being in touch again soon.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

NLP Foundation Skills Course In Scotland

Intrigued by self-help tools like NLP but either can't afford 7 days off work, or not willing to spend 4 figures on an unknown? Then here's the next best thing - come and spend 3 days with Jonathan Clark, Certified Trainer and Master Practitioner of NLP, learning the core foundational pillars that can change your life!

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Saturday the 17th - Monday the 19th January

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Runs from 10 am til 6pm each day

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Email enquiry@jonathanclark.org

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